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Should you make an unseemly proposition via email, I will forward this to my 72-year old great-aunt Beulah along with your telephone number and other contact information. I will include a note stating that you really dig older chicks. (For the record, Beulah likes tap-dancing and long walks in the garden.) In the event that you make an unseemly proposition and are freakishly attractive: I will launch a full scale campaign to sell my husband on the joys and benefits of reverse polygamy. You understand that this may involve converting to a new religion. This religious would rightfully entitle me to the be the goddess of something. We would be led by my friend, Delirious Fluff, who is ordained through some hooey internet church in a non-specific denomination.
Of course, if you were raised Southern Baptist, you agree and understand that this could be considered a legitimate sin which is punishable by Hell – the upside is we may qualify through the IRS for tax exempt status.
POLICY ON POSTING COMMENTS: I have the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content I deem inappropriate. This would include advertisements, chain letters, charity requests, petitions for signatures, solicitations or unflattering comments about my mother. Otherwise, I believe that open discussion is more productive than uniform acquiescence. Therefore, I DO NOT moderate or censor comments.
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