Welcome to my world, which is located somewhere between Normal and Abnormal, Liberal and Conservative, Ordinary and Extraordinary, Good and Bad, Pro and Con, Right and Wrong, Those Who Recycle and Those Who Don’t. After years of trying to cross the line one way or the other, I decided one day – “Screw it, I’m just going to live here.”
I am the mother of two: Diva and Smartypants. I am married to Mr. M. Sometimes happily. Other times, I do consider trading him in for a newer model… one with on-board navigation and better handling.
I am a newspaper columnist, business manager, chronic car-key misplacer and was voted most likely in my suburb to suffer a psychotic break and shoot down innocent mailboxes.
I have the framed certificate if you’d like to see it.