Democrat Girl: (watching the Kids’ Inaugural on Disney Channel.) “Ohmigosh! Look. There’s Obama’s big daughter. She loves the Jonas Brothers! Hey, look! Obama’s little daughter has curly hair like me! We look alike. Don’t we? We’re both so cute. Oh, I’m so excited. This is a histor-ree-cal monument! Oooh look, there’s Mee-shell Obama! I love Mee-shell Obama. Be quiet, Brubby. I’m trying to watch this monument. Be quiet. MOMMY! Tell him to be quiet! HE’S MESSIN’ UP MY MONUMENT!!”
Nine-Year-Old GOP Boy: (channel surfing during commercial for commemorative History Victory Obama plate): “Oh yeah? If he’s so new and improved, how come you can’t microwave his plate?”
This is going to a very loooong years four eight years.