The last presidential debate aired last night. The pundits have spoken. The pollster have polled. I think John McCain did well. He was sufficiently scary when talking about the evils of big government and the redistribution of wealth.
So, the only question remaining in the minds of American voters now is: Will Will.i.am perform at the Inauguration? Because unless Obama gets caught naked with four hookers and one of them is a plumber named Joe – this thing is over.