Dear Friends of the Internet,
I’ve recently discovered I can still do a backflip, a split and put both legs behind my head. My five-year old cannot. Why am I telling you this? Well, bragging on the blog seemed a bit more mature and parental-like than dancing around the house screaming, “OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE FIRST-GRADER GIRL!”
Now, if you’ll excuse me… I’m off to go apply Flex-All to… well, everything.