Letter to My Government

Dear Government:

Yesterday, I spent some time with your average American voters.

You remember that plan you had to divert attention from your war, your recession and your corruption by creating a presidential election full of celebrity-gossip type media coverage, trumpeting what amounts to about a 0.0086 per gallon gas-coupon and then pointing your finger and being all like “Oh my God! Look! There’s some Mexicans!”

Yeah, it’s totally working.

So, good job.



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