A Note to the Ex

Dear Ex-Husband:

Hi.  How have you been?  So anyway, I was on the internets browsing around. And I saw this nifty little gadget over at Say Uncle‘s place. It reminded me of you.  I think you should buy one immediately. I’ll pay for it.

I realize you have always a bit leery of firearms – but this gun isn’t intimidating at all.  It’s a cute little flashlight gun, perfect for a novice.

So, go ahead and order it.  It’s on me.  Really, it’s the least I can do.  After all, I did kick your trifling unemployed ass out of my house.  In retrospect, I can see how this experience was probably difficult for you, even if the judge did award you half of my money.

So, this is my way of making amends.

PS – Don’t read the instructions. They’re probably written for gun experts and would just confuse you.  Call me when it arrives.  I’ll tell you how to work it.  K’ sugar?

The Ex-Wife

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