Tips for Fishermen

Never go fishing with a bottle of wine – and no corkscrew. You’ll spend very little time fishing and lots of time studying upon the rocks, thinking: “Well, if I hit the bottleneck jes’ right, maybe…”

Also, there is no law stating that you cannot fish in the rain.

(I wasn’t sure if ya’ll knew this since there seemed to be a mass departure from the riverbank at the first sign of a sprinkle.  Buy a slicker, you wussies.)

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