Dear Serious UT Fans:
Last year, Arkansas tromped Tennessee 31-14 in the hog lot. This weekend, the little piggies are coming to our town. Therefore, I recommend all UT fans, who will be attending the game, display their team spirit like this:
Because… apparently painting your entire head and/or man boobies orange and white improves our chances of winning by (a) visually distracting the other team or (b) confusing them with the noticeable lack of armpit hair.