I have been accused of failing to work within “the system.”
And I’ve thought quite a bit about this statement. After some intense soul searching, I’ve decided there’s some truth in the accusation. Certainly, a collaborative effort between myself and “the system” would yield better results. Therefore, for the good of mankind everywhere, I will join “the system” and refrain from all activities requiring independent thought or opinion.
I’ve even drafted a memo stating my intentions:
I am now working with you, so please consult me before passing, approving and/or engaging in massively stupid, reckless, irresponsible, outrageous or illegal acts.
Uh, does anyone happen to have an email or snail mail address for “the System” or should I just send it in c/o “The Man”?