Letter from Uncle Repub in my inbox this morning:
In the south, folks claim certain privileges on account of their birthright and raising. Because you’re one of us you are a good-looking Baptist Republican. Like your Daddy. His Daddy. And his Daddy before him, you was born to it. By Southern law, you inherited these fine characteristics.
Here lately tho, you’ve got us thinking we should change the policy on that. If you’ve wrote Fred Thompson a check now might be a good time to tell somebody.