The Naked Truth

In the small eastern German town of Doemitz, a Ferrari pulled up to the Petrol station. A blonde female passenger entered the shop wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.

Employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters

“I wasn’t surprised because she’s come in naked before — she’s a very nice woman.”

Try that at an Exxon in America and every women in the joint would be sneering, dialing 911 on the cell phone and calling the exhibitionist 42 variations of the word Hooker – pausing only long enough to jab their husband in the eye with a Beef Jerky.

I’d, of course, ask her where she bought the shoes first.

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