I realize that Nashville politics are none of my concern. If ya’ll wish to get together and appoint Paul Reubens and Steve Burns the Manarchy of Music City and vote to adorn them in Royal Tutus and tiaras- as long as you don’t tamper with the price of booze and the quality of music – I shouldn’t care.
But Nashville, c’mon – I mean daaaaamn.
He calls himself Cooljim and is well… scary. He was quoted in the Nashville Scene as saying:
“Any American who doesn’t recognize that a state of war already exists” between the U.S. and Mexico, says Boyd, “is either practicing aggressive ignorance or has sided with the invaders against U.S.A.”
Nah, this isn’t too extreme.
In addition to delusions of war and some interesting conspiracy theories, Cooljim is popping up all around the intertube urging folks to Turn Back the Invasion. In order to do this, of course, they must vote for him as a member of Metro Council.
He appears on the Tennessean site here in the comments section urging voters to ask his opponents:
Why are you not addressing the issue of most pressing danger to our community today… the Illegal Immigrant Invasion?!?
Did your PAC, party and special interest daddies order you to remain silent on this issue? Or is it that you support the Invasion?
Of course, cooljim doesn’t talk about the issues or business which actually needs to be conducted. He hasn’t mentioned education or future development. Nashville is a rather large place… this stuff might come up, you know.
However, on his website, he vows if he’s elected – he will “continue to develop solutions to address the Illegal Immigrant Invasion currently sweeping our community.”
Well, shit. If he can do that… why don’t we just appoint him the High Lord of America? Wait – was one of these solutions a pitiful attempt to bankrupt the immigrant-tolerant Bank of America by having a merry band of the mighty righties close their accounts on the same day last March?
So um… how did that work out for you guys?
Nashville, please think about this. Really think. And then, vote for Pee Wee instead.