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Dolores Gresham, Republican candidate for the 26th District state senate race, apparently has a new campaign slogan.  According to the Donkey’s Mouth, Gresham distributed “How Would Jesus Vote?” buttons at her campaign stop in Pickwick last Thursday.

Eh, it isn’t a new slogan.  It was popular among Bush supporters in `04.  So, it’s possible Gresham just got a great deal on button overruns…  Okay, probably not.  Most likely, the button is intended to serve as a tiny tin reminder of the importance of morality, character and lack of sin (as can be proven by public record, photographic evidence or statements made by former in-laws.)  This would help Gresham go after the religious-portion of the population without stooping so low as to call her opponent an evil former fornicator… which would be uncivilized.

For the record though, Jesus wouldn’t vote in a Tennessee Election.  He’d encounter difficulty when attempting register because He lacks proof of US citizenship and a photo ID.  Also, due to his undocumented status, tendency to wear a dress and walk around in hippie sandals saying “liberal-type” stuff,  he’d get picked on by Tennessee’s Conservative  Democrats and the Republicans. At which point, He would probably get to work smiting politicians on both sides of the aisle while he listened to this song.

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One of the mommy friends called me a few days ago. She’d read online that the Hawkins County school system was shifting to biometric IDs to track lunch accounts: she thought we should protest.

Huh?

I’d heard the cafeterias were shifting to biometric identification. The school system had solicited public comment on the plan over the summer, but I didn’t comment or give it much thought. I was more concerned they were planning to use wii’s in PE class. Oh, there’s nothing wrong with wii’s in PE class, I suppose – but I do worry that we’re (a) not teaching our children how to balance the virtual world with the real one, (b) not allowing them enough time to explore and invent simple ways to entertain themselves, (c) raising a generation of non-Dodge ball playing weenies because yes, catching an overinflated ball to the kidneys is character building and (d) I’m just jealous that I was never permitted to play PacMan in PE.

I caught The Original‘s push to turn the Presidential Fitness Program into a “Challenge” – one that had students across the country dangling on chin-up bars while hairy-legged gym teachers in polyester short-shorts screamed for encouragement. Things like that can scar a person, ya know.

So maybe wii’s aren’t so bad. After all, things change, right? Some changes are for the better. And isn’t it possible that use of biometric data for identification is positive change?  In order to determine this, I think you have to develop a basic understanding of the technology, be aware of the problems it is intended to resolve versus those it could create.

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Tennessee is one of the five most religious states in the country, according to a survey released Monday, but the Times-News reports the Volunteer State’s faithful aren’t dogmatic in their beliefs, and they’re open to spiritual alternatives.

Six in 10 Tennessee residents told researchers they believe many religions could lead to eternal life, twice as many as those who responded that theirs was the “one, true faith.”

Go here and read the report.

In other news: Speedwell Baptist Church continues their Vacation Bible School this week. Church Hill Church of God started their Bible School yesterday. Cedar Chapel will be hosting a “sangin’” Saturday with Valley View Baptist hosting one on Sunday – and Trinity Holiness Church in Bulls Gap will be kickin’ off their Revival on Sunday.

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Local Baptists, who firmly believe we are fighting to take back the world from the *heathens, are rejoicing today over the passage of Tennessee House Bill 4089.

The bill authorizes the state board of education to develop and adopt a curriculum for a state-funded elective course consisting of a nonsectarian, nonreligious academic study of the Bible and its influence on literature, art, music, culture, and politics.

The course must be taught in an objective and nondevotional manner with no attempt made to indoctrinate students as to either the truth or falsity of the biblical materials or texts from other religious or cultural traditions.

The legislation sponsored by Rep. Mark Maddox, a Dresden Democrat, was approved 93-3 on Tuesday. The companion bill unanimously passed the Senate last week. Both chambers must now work out differences in the legislation before it heads to the governor for his consideration.

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Swapping Hoaxes

This morning I received an email, which supposedly contained photos of an 8-year old Muslim child. According to the email, the kid had stolen a piece of bread and, under Sharia law, his punishment was to have his arm crushed by a vehicle.

Furthermore, the sender states this is one of the many reasons we should fight for the right of others to have the same freedoms we enjoy. I was then urged to pass the email along and help spread the truth.

Okay. I’ll admit it. Initially, the photo had the desired effect. I was ready to jump up, put on my New Balance and go whup some Islamic child abuser’s ass. I know, I know – but I’m maternal: he’s little. The gut-reaction simply couldn’t be avoided.

Seconds later, of course, my sense of skepticism kicked in.

I’m thinking there’s no way in hell that kid is eight and if this is torture, why would they give him a blanket? Oh, c’mon you should’ve seen this coming. If I’m suspicious of my own religion: you’ve got to know I won’t trust anything from the internets.

So, I googled it.

It’s a hoax.

According to Snopes, the photo has been circulating since 2004 . The administrator of the site, where the photograph originally appeared, stated the boy was a street performer. Well that would explain why the man standing nearby has a microphone.

Email Hoax Pic

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Former vice president and Nobel prize winner Al Gore addressed 2,500 Baptist preachers and leaders at the New Baptist Covenant Celebration. (more…)

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I Think My New Religion is Broken

My friend, Gwendolyn, is dabbling in some kind of new-age, hocus-pocus type religion. Or maybe it’s Hinduism or Buddhism. I can’t remember, and I don’t pretend to know. Honestly, if it’s not based on a book wherein Jesus’ words are written in red – it is alien hooey to me.

Don’t get me wrong. I find some of these religions quite appealing. Gosh, who wouldn’t want to believe that if you stretch properly and hum the right words – you can live until you are 120 and be so “spiritually enlightened” you smile during your IRS audit.

I’m certainly not opposed to trying out some hooey such as that. (more…)

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Huckabee: A Woman Should Submit To Her Husband

The rest of the SBC statement, Article XVIII, The Family:

She, being in the image of God as is her husband and thus equal to him, has the God-given responsibility to respect her husband and to serve as his helper in managing the household and nurturing the next generation.

(Note to self: Contact SBC Committee Chairman Adrian Rogers In Re: omission of “barefoot and pregnant” from Article XVIII.)

Present during this afternoon’s discussion of the new-found Holy Huck factoid were Ms. Whoosh, Ms. Moderate, Ms. Feminist, and myself, who cannot hold onto a good political label. They keep givin’ `em to me, and I keep losin’ `em.

Anyhow – Mrs. Whoosh’s thoughts on the matter were: “Isn’t he the guy who was fat at the beginning?”

Ms. Feminist was livid.  She, who sports armpit hair in order to make an statement about gender equality (although I frequently encourage her to find a more attractive way to send the “All Boys can Bite Me” message – a nice t-shirt perhaps? It doesn’t have to be pink.) anyway, she seems to think if Mike Huckabee believes from a theological standpoint men are the God-appointed pants-wearers and bread-winners and women are the sandwich-serving helpmates: he cannot view them as his equals in any arena.

“There’s a vast difference between his religious and alleged political philosophy with no way to separate or reconcile the two.  So, he’s lying about his politics.” she says.

Ms. Moderate agrees that Holy Huck’s beliefs would likely influence his executive decisions and he is, therefore, unfit to lead this great nation of heathens.

Personally, I don’t think the headline is worth getting my camouflage faux-feminist thong all twisted up in knots.  I’m not offended by Huck’s endorsement the SBC’s statement of faith. As a Southern Baptist minister, he was expected to support the SBC. Any Baptist minister, who fails to do so, automatically gets struck by lightening, has their name written in the “Goin’ to Hell” book and/or will be banned from all future state conferences. It’s in the bylaws, I think.

And though his campaign has wisely declined to provide the press with copies of sermons he delivered during his 12 years in the pulpit (most were allegedly lost during a church remodel and others were probably eaten by the dog, which is fortunate otherwise, he’d have some `splaining to do) I don’t need the sermons to know what he deep-down believes:

Abortion = bad
Evolution = bad
Equality = popular in theory not practice
Promiscuity = bad
Polygamy = bad
Homosexuality = bad
Pornography = bad
Satan = bad
Madalyn Murray O’Hair = bad
Mormons, Muslims, Atheist, et al = all bad, (though I should point out that Southern Baptists are advised to deal with visiting heretics in an affable manner. Here’s how.)

Now – normally, if this were any ol’ Southern Baptist, I’d tell you this was no big deal. Having been raised amongst them, I happen to know most Southern Baptists are divinely blessed with the authority to alter, bend , twist or temporarily suspend religious beliefs if necessary (as Mr. Paul says: “if there’s something in the scripture that “don’t suit the Baptists, they’ll convene, eat, drink, initial the Good Book in four or five places and consider the whole thing amended.”)  So, for most folks, this SBC “subservient woman” stuff is standard Baptist hooey, which men of faith support until their wives make them stop.

Mike Huckabee is a little different.

Huckabee is beyond religious. He is beyond faithful. I think he might be batshit crazy. As Governor of Arkansas, the man refused to sign a state disaster relief bill because it referred to a tornado as an “act of God.” (Huckabee held up funding for displaced, homeless people because if Arkansas couldn’t say something nice about God, then they shouldn’t say anything at all?)

Huckabee refused to authorize a $430 Medicaid payment for an abortion, which was to be performed on a developmentally-disabled 15-year-old, who’d been raped by a family member. Since incest and rape were included in the federal definition of “medically necessary,” a judge ruled that the payment was required by law. Nevertheless, Huckabee hung onto his state constitutional provision banning public financing of abortions except when a woman’s life is in danger – even at the risk of having his state (and all the sick, poor, elderly human life therein) deemed ineligible for Medicaid. The abortion was later performed but privately funded.  Also noteworthy, Arkansas banned partial birth abortions over a decade ago. In 1997, the law was struck down today by a Federal magistrate judge who said the law was so broadly written that it effectively banned all abortions.

So, my honest opinion on the Huck headline? In consideration of Huck’s history, if you need a reason to doubt the guy, pick a better one.

Start here with the “Top 10 Moments in Mike Huckabee’s Extremism” or sift through Huck’s unique selection of “irrational and potentially harmful acts justified by religion.”

 

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Goodly Christian Weapons

On the way home from dropping Smartypants and Diva at school, I caught a report claiming that Colorado Police are searching for a link between the two gunmen who opened fire on churches in Colorado. One attack occurred at a youth missionary center in the Denver suburb of Arvada and another at New Life Church in Colorado Springs.

Sadly, I do not find the incidents mind-boggling. While attacks against churches and schools are not commonplace, they are no longer outside the realm of the imagination either. We have simply entered into a dark, depressing period where tragedy has lost its shock value and violence is the norm.

However, this comment did manage to catch my attention:

“The gunman was killed by a member of the church’s armed security staff before police arrived.”

Armed security staff? At church? Remember when prayer was considered the most powerful weapon in the Christian arsenal?

I am not sure which of these I find more distressing. Is it that (1) Christians started packing heat (2) such extreme measures are clearly necessary or (3) I am not even mildly flabbergasted by the fact?

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Killing god with Children’s Literature?

Anyone else receive the following warning?

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: x 100

HELP US STOP THE MOVIE ABOUT KILLING GOD!!!! THE GOLDEN COMPASS, a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007. This movie is based on the first book of a trilogy by atheist Philip Pullman. In the final book a boy and girl kill God so they can do as they please. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that “MY BOOKS ARE ABOUT KILLING GOD.”

The movie is a watered down version of the first book and is designed to be very attractive in the hope unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie and that the children will want the books for Christmas. The movie has a well known cast, including Nicole Kidman, Kevin Bacon, Daniel Craig, and Sam Elliott. It will probably be advertised extensively, so it is crucial that we get the word out to warn people to avoid this movie.

IF YOU IN ANY WAY BELIEVE IN GOD AND LOVE HIM…PLEASE PASS THIS ON!!! DO WE REALLY WANT CHILDREN TO BELIEVE THAT IT’S OK TO TRY TO KILL GOD???

I, as a rule, disregard information received in a massively forwarded manner.  This one stuck though – perhaps because I have a slight significant aversion to advice and admonishments, which take the liberty of doing my thinking for me – particularly those containing subtle warnings that I may imminently face hell if I do not follow directions.  I dunno.  Some part of me believes that if God wants/doesn’t want me to do something, I will inherently know this and not required to take divine instruction from an email sent by Uncle Muley, who received it from one of the girls at the Wal-Mart distribution center.  

This is not simply because I reject the notion Uncle Muley could be the mouthpiece of God.  I am also aware that the widely-circulated message is a part of an ongoing campaign launched by the Catholic League, so that activates my insta-rebellion reflex. 

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