Codes and Numbers
August 3, 2007 by demarcationville
Often, folks will type strange things in their search engine. These strange things drive them over to my blog. Within the last six months, there have been some recurrent searches, which I thought I should address.
(1) To those folks seeking nude photos of Hawkins County Leaders, yuck.
(2) To those of you who search for information on Hawkins County Mayor Crockett Lee’s leadership abilities and IQ: please note I have no real proof that would confirm Lee is indeed a transitional fossil which could substantiate the theory of evolution. I merely suspect he is the missing link.
(3) I do not have naked pictures of State Representative Stacey Campfield - mostly because I imagine such an image would burn my eyeballs out of their sockets leaving my vision permanently impaired. Might I suggest that you located a naked photo of Ron Howard the Opie years. Close enough.
(4) I have no clue how to create an exploding dog poo bomb.
(5) To those of you who search for “Stupid Indians,” “Native Americans are Stupid” and “Stupid Indian Tricks:” I cannot help you. Last year, all of the stupid Indians relocated to Somalia. Of course, you can’t just go to Somalia and visit them. You must first register through the Islamic Courts Union and repeat this secret code phrase: ” I have a shipment of arms for the warlords from the US CIA.” Happy Hunting.
As for the rest of you who seek scanner codes and info about the county: well, I do aim to please… 
Here also are the 10-Codes. Please note that not all departments use the same 10-Codes. There are sometimes slight variations.
Oh, I nearly forgot! Here’s the sexy lingerie photo you requested.
i mentioned Robin Wilhoite from WBIR in a post during last year’s U.S. Senate debates. since then, hardly a week goes by that someone doesn’t show up using the search phrase of Robin Wilhoite Naked. at least that’s a little more understandable than wanting to see politicians all nekkid.
sometimes i wonder how these folks even know how to work a computer!
This list is great!!! I told the girls when they left for Carson-Newman I would find a way to keep up with them. Now, if only I can get Gary to program the Jefferson County and City code in our scanner. Oh, and by the way, we are trying get away from 10 codes and go to plain text. Ha, Ha, can’t wait to hear what my come across the scanner now.