Local Entrepreneur and general all-around swapper-n-trader BubbaRae wishes to announce that he has nine Huskedale puppies for sale. Huskedales are a rare breed. In fact, BubbaRae says he can “guaran-damn-tee that nobody else has a Huskedale – `cause he just now made it up.” The dogs are 4 weeks old and will be ready for new homes in about two weeks. The father is a AKC registered Airedale, with a penchant for poopin’ in the neighbors yard. The mother is a KFC-eating Siberian Husky, who is gentle and rarely chews both shoes. Just the one, according to Bubba.
The Airedale, which BubbaRae’s daughters bought him for Christmas last year – though he would’ve druther had something else like a lawn mower or new britches – is valued at $550. The Siberian Husky is worth around $250. Therefore, Bubba estimates the value of the offspring at approximately $800, but he is willing to sell them for around $5. That is a savings of $795 – What a deal!
The puppies will be released to good homes only: buyers may be required to invite BubbaRae over for supper at least twice so he can check things out. (Tip: BubbaRae likes beer and meatloaf) Please be advised that he will not trade for cats, used dentures or aluminum cans (so don’t ask) but may consider working out a deal on Ford parts or any item manufactured by Craftsman. Serious inquiries only – for more information contact blogger.
